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In September 2010 Express Commission provides commission advance s to leading residential, commercial, and industrial real estate agencies and business brokers across Australia.

Our clients are based in every state of Australia and include both independent agencies and members of Australia’s most successful real estate groups including:

• Barry Plant
• Biggin & Scott
• Brock Harcourts
• Century 21 
• Coldwell Banker
• First National
• Harcourts
• Elders    
• Hocking Stuart
• irean independent agency network
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• Laing & Simmons
• Professionals
• Pro-Active Real Estate
• PRD Nationwide
• Raine & Horne
• Ray White
• Realway
• Re/ MAX
• Richardson & Wrench
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Express Humour

Do You Want To Go To Heaven!?

Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal, and said to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!" and approached a second man. "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then leave this den of Satan," said the priest, as he walked up to O'Toole.

"Do you want to go to heaven?"

"No, I don't Father," O'Toole replied.

The priest looked him right in the eye, and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die, yes, Father. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

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